(BESIDES SMELLING BETTER THAN A LOT LIZARD IN JULY)

First off, let’s address the obvious—our name’s funny as hell. And if you don’t get the joke, you probably haven’t spent enough nights at a truck stop. We’re not just here to make you laugh though—we’re here to clean your dirty self up, the right way.

We know first-hand that truckers and the folks workin’ the road life get overlooked when it comes to skincare. Between diesel fumes, road dust, and questionable gas station showers, your skin’s seen more action than a lot lizard on a payday.

So we did something about it. We’re talkin’ real soap, for real skin, made with natural ingredients that your grandma would actually recognize. No weird chemicals. No powdered goat milk BS. We use raw, farm-fresh goat milk, straight from the goat herself. (Yes, we thank her daily.)

Why goat milk? Because it ain’t just fancy hippie stuff—it works. Here’s the breakdown:

• Vitamin A – Like retinoids for road warriors. Keeps your skin lookin’ less like a tire tread.
• B-Vitamins – Helps hydrate and smooth the crusty parts.
• Vitamin C – Acts like an antioxidant, fighting off the sun damage from your left arm hangin’ out the window.
• Vitamin D – Calms down angry skin, like that mystery rash from the motel blanket.
• Vitamin E – Protects your hide from UV rays and long hauls.
• Lactic Acid & Creamy Texture – Exfoliates, nourishes, and glides through the soap-making process smoother than a gear shift on a downhill run.

Long story short—we make damn good soap. Because whether you’re hauling freight or hanging at the lot, your skin deserves better than gas station 3-in-1.