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It's soft on skin, loud on scent, and leaves behind just enough mystery to make you wonder if you dreamt her. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e saponified oils (olive, coconut), raw unpasteurized goats milk, fragrance oil. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52010285302127,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6593\/4447\/files\/Screenshot_2026-02-08_152135.png?v=1770582127"},{"product_id":"coco","title":"Coco","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoco smells like:\u003c\/strong\u003e  Smells like she said \"just the tip\" and stole your flip flops. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: \u003c\/strong\u003eCoconut, Lime \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoco's favorite pickup line: \u003c\/strong\u003e\"I may smell like coconut and lime, but I'll still wreck your weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap description\u003c\/strong\u003e: Coconut-lime and can't be tamed. She's got that island scent with truck stop attitude - zesty lime, smooth coconut, and a lather that hits like a cold drink on a hot haul. Made with high quality ingredients, this bar dives deep into dry skin and leaves it softer than a motel at 3am. She's tropical, she's tempting, and she'll have you feeling clean enough to flirt with dispatch. Moisturizes like a dream. Smells like vacation with bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e saponified oils (olive, coconut), raw unpasteurized goats milk, fragrance oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52010318627183,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6593\/4447\/files\/2B6BDD67-89DA-4799-9877-BC33DC79BCEA1.jpg?v=1770580456"},{"product_id":"sherrie","title":"Sherrie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"SHERRIE - Smells like she blew your mind, your brakes, and your dad. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Description: \u003c\/strong\u003eShe's got that rich tobacco swirl and worn-in leather scent that clings like last night's memory. She lathers up thick, cleans deep, and leave's your skin softer than your ex's playlist. Made with natural ingredients and built to moisturize like a dream, this bar leaves you smelling less like a truck stop and more like you just cashed out your divorce settlement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:  \u003c\/strong\u003eAged Leather and sweet tobacco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSherrie's wisdom:\u003c\/strong\u003e \" A good bar of soap and a bad attitude will get you further than a GPS ever will \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e saponified oils (olive, coconut), raw unpasteurized goats milk, fragrance oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52010318791023,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6593\/4447\/files\/Screenshot_2026-02-08_151435.png?v=1770581717"},{"product_id":"misty","title":"Misty","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMisty smells like \u003c\/strong\u003eShe rolled in grass and someone else's marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e  Fresh cut grass, sweet, and sweet escape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMisty's favorite pickup line-\u003c\/strong\u003e \"you ever fall in love behind a waffle house\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Description: \u003c\/strong\u003eShe might be known for bad choices and late-night lot visits, but Misty keeps it clean where it counts. Packed with natural ingredients, this bar delivers a hard-working lather that scrubs away the grime without stripping your skin. (No pun intended) The fresh scent of cut grass hits like a breeze through an open cab window - crisp, clean, and just a little wild. Moisturizing enough for all - day haulin; and bold enough for all night hustlin;\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e  Saponified oils (olive, coconut), raw unpasteurized goats milk, fragrance oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52010324132207,"sku":"","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0909\/6593\/4447\/files\/Screenshot_2026-02-08_151735.png?v=1770581922"},{"product_id":"natalie","title":"Natalie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for drivers with sensitive skin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNatalie smells like:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unscented like holy water on a hooker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNatalie's Clean Philosophy:\u003c\/strong\u003e If you smell like nothing, they can't chase you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoap Description: \u003c\/strong\u003eNatalie- Unscented, Unbothered, Unapologetic. She doesn't need perfume to make an impression. She's the quiet type - Smooth, while soothing and always ready to handle rough situations. Packed with raw goats milk and skin-loving ingredients, this bar lathers like a dream and moisturizes deep, without any of the crap that sets sensitive skin off. 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