MOISTY MARY (Salve)

MOISTY MARY-Stays wet longer than your EX ever did.

MEET MOISTY MARY- The lot lizard legend. she shows up when things get rough, dry, cracked, chapped, scraped, or downright tragic. One swipe and she's melting into your skin faster than a lizard at the truck stop buffet. 

She's thicker than your EX, smoother than a fresh oil change, and three times more healing than her sister juicy Judy.  Use her at night and wake up wondering, "Dang.... what did Marry DO to me?"

INGREDIENTS- Mutton tallow, Beef tallow, Beeswax, Coconut oil, Tamanu oil,  Jojoba oil, Lanolin, Rosehip, Tee tree oil, Shea Butter, Rosemary, Vitamin E, Fragrance oil.